Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The time is NOW.

Well it is almost now. This time tomorrow, the project I have been working on for the last month will be live. I just have to say that it has been a fun couple of weeks, with the last couple of hours, dedicated to some hardcore coding. It should be a hoot and a half when it goes live. I wonder how many people will be up at midnight to view the fun?

There is still a little bit of coding left. A couple of links to correct, and some modules to add, but over all, the site is in "RC" mode, and around midnight tomorrow, will be "RTM" :)

I love nerd talk.

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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Flaming n00bs.

Came across a site today that had a photoshop job of a Take That album. The picture was hacked to look like only one member was left standing after a someone tried building a sand castle. You can find the site here.

What I actually found funny was a comment from a fan. Here it is so you can see for yourself.




She must be related to Tanyawah. For someone that lives in the land of the English language, she fucking can't write in it. Than again, she is a Take That fan, so yeah, I forgive her. If I don't then I might have Take That fans hating on ME.

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Saturday, March 19, 2011

On Sunday morning I like to BLOG!

God dammit. I probably should have listened to the suckers on facebook about just growing a pair andasking the girl out. Well dammit to hell. I now know what kind of guy she is into.

She is into the guy with guns, I am talking about both kinds. A guy that posts photos of shotguns, and sports cannons to carry those guns.

Time for Hambo to get in shape. Mybe I might to a "Lets get physical with Habo" video for youtube and all you youtubers can like and subscribe because you are all fame whore cunts.

Yeah.

Fame. Whore. Cunts.

So I now sit here, being a fancy-ma-cated bogan, drinking Carlton Draught and listening to jazz fusion versions of Radiohead songs. I do this while she is out with gun mad cannon toting guy she met on a internet dating website?

Who is she kidding? Hasn't she seen the video of me running into a dive and taking out two people with one bullet in Call of Duty. I know how to shoot like the next man. I have clocked up over one thousand hours shooting firearms of all kinds from 9mm pistols to BFG9000s. I know my guns. Maybe not the tech specs, but I know that if I had a M16 semi-automatic rifle like the one in Black Ops with a Red Dot sight, I could get a head shot from the other side of the map. Ummm I mean battlefield.

She doesn't know what she is missing. Let her have fun with some creep she met on the interwebs, because the party starts here, and then it goes to the bedroom, via my pants. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Sometimes I pretend that my Eyes have lasers.

Being a nerd is fun and all, but there is one cliche that I would love to be a part of. I want to be emo. Well, it might be because I am man-sturating, but I have been a little depressed lately.

My mind, all juiced up on V, Monster, Mother and Red Bull, has been going at a million miles per hour and has been psycho-analysing itself while I have been at work becuase I was obessing over a girl. Long story short, I wasted my time obessing, she never liked me, and all my problems are derived from shit my mum did.

Even though I have no memory of it happening, the only memory I have that is related to it was while I was a kid during school holidays, I would go and work with my dad repairing phonelines. This was heaps fun. One day while my dad was filling up the work van with petrol, I swear I seen the family car at the same servo. The had a thought about what if my mother had another family she would attend to while she was at "work". I knew what my dad did, because I was there, but never knew what my mum did. Well, turns out years later she was seeing other men behind my dad's back.

I guess my problem with wanting to enter a relationship is because I don't want to have to feel the same pain my dad felt when he found out my mum was fucking around. Oh and when that shit was hitting the fan, my girlfriend at the time was doing the same thing. This shit gets to you, it eats you up from the inside, and my mind is my own worse enemy.

Maybe I need to wake up every morning and give myself a positive affirmations like:-

I am a wonderful butterfly, and people like me.
I like to wear my wonderful lollerskates and make people happy.
I have a giant cock and I am not affraid to use it.


Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

So anyway, just dusting off the old Hambo there. Sure my writing needs polishing up, but you know what? I don't care. This is my blog, and I can be emo if I want.

On that note, here is a video of some guy that has funny videos called Onision. Enjoy.



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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Fap, fap, fap.

YouTube. Great place to watch some seriously good videos. Some funny, some thought provoking, and some copyright infringing. Then there are the ones by people that seriously fucking love the sound of their own voice.

These cunts talk about shit. Fucking random shit too. The kind fucking Z-list comedians wouldn't even talk about. While they are talking about the shit that isn't funny, they will edit out almost ALL the pauses in the video and it is fucking annoying.

Who watches this shit? I'll tell you who. Other fucking so-called "YouTubers". The kind that will have circle jerk conventions where they stand around saying shit like "Subscribe to my channel" fap fap fap "like my video" fap fap fap "omg you are so funny" fap fap fap "I'm going to do some video's with some other YouTuber" fap fap fucking fap.

There is some really seriously good shit out there on YouTube, and they deserve to be called "YouTubers". The ones that push the envelope of video production. The ones that go to these conventions are just fucking posers who are still probably waiting for their theoretical internet dollars.

By the way, I am a blogger. Fap fap fap.

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Monday, February 28, 2011

Total Recall

It has come to my attention that I can go back in time. How cool is that?

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Got myself a new motor.

Tick...

The clock goes on.

Tick...

Software installed.

Tick...

Now work begins on the first theme. Should it be a pre-installed one? One that is modified and "tweeked" to my needs? Or one built from scratch? Time will tell, but atleast I am in a position to do testing without having errors shown to the world.